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Hey, I'm Jessye c:
My life is about as messy as my theme.

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jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

(via thebenevolentsnake)

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deanisanactualprincess:

kevinssecretplace4546:

justanotherklainer:

baptisms:

do puppets realize they’re always being anally fisted

 i though it said puppies and was concerned

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JEFF DUNHAM EVERYBODY

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You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.
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jennels:

Simon Cowell is so rich why does it feel like he only owns white shirts from Walmart

(Source: ziall, via pizza)

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snapchatting:

hearing people chew is seriously the worst sound in the world

(Source: snapchatting, via dutchster)

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bewbin:

Post so nice reblogged it twice

(via dutchster)

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landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

(via raven-the-native)

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dutchster:

sillyday:

dutchster:

just a tip if you suffer from acne: wash your face with boiling water. it will kill off any bacteria present on your face

and also burn your fucking face

that’s just a minor side effect

(via dutchster)

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